Posts Tagged Funny

I will wait for the next one

I am punctual in few activities and going to canteen in the evenings is one of them. Over days, it has become a ritual. And as part of my routine i was looking at the people surrounding me while slowly sipping fruit juice. Today i observed a girl (mid twenties) on the QT munching morosely from her plate. She looked dull and desperate to me. My unintentional observation might be totally wrong. But atleast this is what i thought.

She reminded me of a documentary i saw on Pangea day in star world, titled “I will wait for the next one“.

A subway in Lyon: “Ladies and Gentlemen, ever so sorry to bother you. Don’t worry, I’m not here to beg for money. Let me introduce myself. My name’s Antoine. I’m 29. I recently read in a magazine that there are about 5 million single women in France. Where are they? I’m looking for a lady aged between 18 and 55 who‘s also had trouble meeting someone in a conventional way and who wouldn’t mind giving a honest relationship with someone a shot…”

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India – cheap labour

I admit and I have to admit that we Indians are considered as cheap labor by the so called developed countries. Yes, India and china top the list of the developing countries that does the leg work for the MNC’s in USA and Europe.

I am reading an article “What to do when you hate your job” in USnews and something there caught my eye which led to this post after a long hiatus.

You’re overwhelmed. Maybe the work is too hard, or there’s just too much of it. Possible fixes: Hire a tutor or take a short, pragmatic course to help improve your knowledge. Ask for help—it sounds obvious, but many people don’t do it. Trade some of your most onerous duties with a coworker who finds them easier. Avoid needless perfectionism and put aside the things that can wait (possibly forever). You can even hire a “virtual assistant”—usually, a live person in India—for $6 to $15 per hour, at sites like Brickwork India and Your Man in India.

The bottom line is “we will do you job for $6 and you can submit that work and charge $50. “

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Fools day pranks

Google always comes up with some hoax on April 1st every year starting from 2000. This year it is gmail Custom time. When i read the description of it, i knew the moment next that it is a prank. Nevertheless, there are people who fell for this.

Here are the list of Google’s hoaxes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google’s_hoaxes 

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Interesting comment

Hmm.. found this here:
(we will never disclose your phone number to anyone, not even your mother!).
BRINGO: Interesting concept.. Helps to remove phone trees and allows to connect to human rather than talking to machine.

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US in six words

Interesting competition by Freakanomics.
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/20/vote-now-a-six-word-motto-for-the-us/

My vote goes to “Caution! Experiment in Progress Since 1776” and “Our Worst Critics Prefer to Stay”.

-Raman

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Medical miracle

This is the story of a pregnant man in India.
Read full story here: http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2346476&page=1

“To my surprise and horror, I could shake hands with somebody inside,” he said. “It was a bit shocking for me.”…

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How true

You spend so much time checking off what you’ll do that you never do anything.
Source:http://perpetualmotion.wordpress.com/

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